2ndart:

leahnybree11:

pbh3:

First time experiencing the rain.

This gets me every time

Every.time

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tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]
Happy first day of Halloween!

Happy first day of Halloween!

Black bean patty, cheese, red pepper hummus, romano basil vinigerette, vidalia onion, romaine, and baby spinach in whole wheat. 
It’s fucking delicious.

Black bean patty, cheese, red pepper hummus, romano basil vinigerette, vidalia onion, romaine, and baby spinach in whole wheat.
It’s fucking delicious.

iDon’tgiveaflyingfuck

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If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

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snowingphoenix:

you sarcastic little shits

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dboybaker:

the awakening

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I’m an assbutt

Who still has a millionty unanswered messages.
But I tired assbutt who has a DVRed episode of Doctor Who to watch and then sleep to attend to.
Someday I’ll stop being such an assbutt and maybe, just maybe, I’ll be a regular old butt.

stelle-nel-cielo:

Walela having a snack

Like a cat, I steal the breath of babies.

stelle-nel-cielo:

Walela having a snack

Like a cat, I steal the breath of babies.

Help for real

stelle-nel-cielo:

I really meant it when I asked for any helpful ideas to make me look like the big bald guy, Gru.

Anybody?

Anybody?

Someone help the woman out!

Good times at Walmart. A southern tradition.

Good times at Walmart. A southern tradition.

This was the worst decision I’ve ever made.
It’s so bad, a Lulu is ashamed of me.

This was the worst decision I’ve ever made.
It’s so bad, a Lulu is ashamed of me.